July 11th, 2011
And everyone was like “Michelle it’s rude to touch the queen, and also bringing your ex boyf issn’t exactly kosher either.” But then I showed up and was like “nah it’s cool I’m dapper as all fuck” and they were like “Oh man Barry you gotta go this dude’s fly” and Barry wasn’t happy cuz there’s no taxis outside Buckingham Palace and also cuz ME AND MICHELE DATED. Then my clone came from the Mirror Dimension though and we had some problems but it’s cool that’s another story you know

And everyone was like “Michelle it’s rude to touch the queen, and also bringing your ex boyf issn’t exactly kosher either.” But then I showed up and was like “nah it’s cool I’m dapper as all fuck” and they were like “Oh man Barry you gotta go this dude’s fly” and Barry wasn’t happy cuz there’s no taxis outside Buckingham Palace and also cuz ME AND MICHELE DATED. Then my clone came from the Mirror Dimension though and we had some problems but it’s cool that’s another story you know

YO GOOD

MAD PEOPLE (2 people) SAW US DATIN’ SO THATS GOOD CUZ THAT’S MORE THAN USUAL CUZ PEOPLE ARE ALL LIKE “BROSKI YOU WERE FOUR” AND I’M LIKE “NAH DIDN’T YOU SEE THAT LAST POST ABOUT TIME TRAVEL” AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE OH SO IT’S GOOD Y’ALL TRAVELED IN THE PAST-FUTURE WITH ME

REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SAW US?

YEAH, YOU KNOW, THAT TME YOU SAW ME AND M-DOG PRE-BAMA HANGING OUT OR NUZZLIN’ OR SOME SHIT? COME ON. TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME YOU SAW US WHEN WE DATED. CUZ WE TOTALLY DATED.

July 8th, 2011
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEW NOVEL AND BY NOVEL I MEAN NONFICTION CUZ WE DATED.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEW NOVEL AND BY NOVEL I MEAN NONFICTION CUZ WE DATED.

July 5th, 2011
We grew old together, and we were happy. Truly, truly happy. And then she was all “oh also I’m a time traveler and gonna go into the past and marry the future president and have a few kids and a weird rat dog” and I was all “why?” and she was like “no one man should be this happy, dawg” and boom that’s how we broke up okay it was not in a denny’s at 4 AM WHAT HAS BIDEN BEEN TELLING YOU

We grew old together, and we were happy. Truly, truly happy. And then she was all “oh also I’m a time traveler and gonna go into the past and marry the future president and have a few kids and a weird rat dog” and I was all “why?” and she was like “no one man should be this happy, dawg” and boom that’s how we broke up okay it was not in a denny’s at 4 AM WHAT HAS BIDEN BEEN TELLING YOU

June 26th, 2011
I been known to come up with some extreme week-a-versary gifts (cuz I celebrated every week I was wit hur cuz you gotta respect your lady, no) but I think this one was my masterpiece. I was all “can we make that copper look real old” and they were like “ten-four” which is good cuz she’s a classic to me but I guess something’s wrong with buyin a preemptive funeral plot man I don’t even know

I been known to come up with some extreme week-a-versary gifts (cuz I celebrated every week I was wit hur cuz you gotta respect your lady, no) but I think this one was my masterpiece. I was all “can we make that copper look real old” and they were like “ten-four” which is good cuz she’s a classic to me but I guess something’s wrong with buyin a preemptive funeral plot man I don’t even know

June 25th, 2011
We had places to go. On the move. More on-the-go than a go-go dancer eating go-gurt with a GOpher at a green light, you knGOw? GOtta move like lighting in a stealth jet at the indy 500. ToGOther. Two lightning bolts on a mission. To date.
Mission acGOmplished.

We had places to go. On the move. More on-the-go than a go-go dancer eating go-gurt with a GOpher at a green light, you knGOw? GOtta move like lighting in a stealth jet at the indy 500. ToGOther. Two lightning bolts on a mission. To date.

Mission acGOmplished.

Y’ALL BELIEVE ME, RIGHT?

WE TOTALLY DATED. Y’ALL KNOW THAT, RIGHT, BITCHES?

June 22nd, 2011
And it was the best day ever.

And it was the best day ever.

June 20th, 2011
And I was like “Michelle, maybe wanna only take two tabs next time?” And she was all “What are you, a pussy?” and I always really valued the respect in our relationship so I was like “Ok” and the pony was like “Y’all done yet cuz we gotta kill some dragon hookers” and M-Dog was like “Word.”

And I was like “Michelle, maybe wanna only take two tabs next time?” And she was all “What are you, a pussy?” and I always really valued the respect in our relationship so I was like “Ok” and the pony was like “Y’all done yet cuz we gotta kill some dragon hookers” and M-Dog was like “Word.”